October 05, 2007

Dutch Integration into Lebanese Society

First you get something light, before I give you something heavy tomorrow.

Arabs in Europe, or at least in Holland, are often accused of not making a big enough effort at ‘assimilating’ with the local population. They often stand out with their (islamic) dress, don’t want to join the Dutch in their annual trek to France in order to sleep on the floor and share toilets with another 1,000 Dutch for 3 weeks, eating pork sausages from the Hema, undergoing beer-induced brain-damaging experiences during soccer matches and Queen’s Day Celebrations, drinking coffee at 11:00 AM (only), unwrapping Sinterklaas gifts on December 5th and at otherwise being ‘ongezellig.

I must say, if I were an Arab, and used to Lebanese food, hospitality, dress and overall love of life, then the life in Holland is indeed drab, dull, depressing, and mighty hard to integrate into.
The Dutch way of integrating into Lebanon; French-manicured toe nails.

Yesterday evening, at a pub in Gemayze, I noticed that the Dutch in Lebanon however, have done a wonderful job at integrating into this society. How does it show? Well, just look at our French manicure. You don’t see this in Holland a whole lot.

Gemayze at night; back in business as usual, regardless of the occasional bombs

And that makes living here so much fun (before I piss of that anonymous person again).


Now we are waiting from a clear sign from the Dutch males in Lebanon. What are you guys doing? Riemer? Theo? Harald? Peter? Gerard? Anyone?
I’m not expecting painted toenails, but come on!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, nice shoes though.. (sigh). made in Lebanon?

Anonymous said...

Yes, come on boys, assimilate and electrocute yorself...

Melissa said...

Hahaha, getting my nails done really is one of the first things I added to my weekly schedule once I arrived here. That and going out as much as possible.. though I don't have the courage yet to sing at karaoke :P

I see you left a comment on my blog! You also had class from Ruud Hoff, right? He's considered to be the most popular teacher at the SvJ. I've been reading your blog for a while now :) I'm working on my graduation project for the SvJ right now too, interviewing journalists in Beirut.. You're the correspondent for Trouw, right?

FaiLaSooF said...

It is this unexplained "flavor" of Beirut that makes everyone simply "melts" in the pure Beiruti spirit.

Nice nail job by the way :)

Anonymous said...

Failasoof, zoals ik al eerder schreef: het is alleen maar een kwestie van "zo leren kijken"! Oftewel, genieten en per seconde wijzer worden. Geweldig.
Lieve groet,
Dimphy
cccthalassemia@gmail.com

FaiLaSooF said...

dimphy,
I don't speek dutch, and so I didn't get wht you said....

Anonymous said...

Sorry Failasoof, I'll translate:
As I wrote before: it's only a metter of "learn to see in that way." In other words, enjoy and get more wise per second. Great.
Dear regards

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I have to admit: if there would have been a "Lebanese Verdonk" I would have been kicked out of the country. No painted toenails, no nose correction, no breast enlargement, no plastic surgery for me. Besides of this no sunglasses, no car, no cigarettes. I do smoke my nargileh and I love the lebanese food but I doubt if that would be enough for the Lebanese Verdonk.

Gerard

Riemer Brouwer said...

Heh, Dutch integration in Lebanese society is measured by how well we shop. Not sure if your article was meant as criticism, but yeah, I suppose that sums it up correctly.

Like, it shocks me to see how little hospitable Dutch (and other foreigners) can be, even after living in Lebanon for many years. Hardly any food, snacks, whatsoever when you visit them, or when they visit your house, usually without a present. Plenty of alcohol drinking, though.

Then again, i shouldn't be the one to talk about this since i still watch Dutch TV via satellite, read Dutch newspapers on the Internet and still don't speak Arabic. To that extent, i fully understand Arab immigrants in Holland:-)

Anonymous said...

I too as a brit here for many years find I have integrated very nicely,I regulary shout obscenities (fag in hand)whilst driving,no longer wait patiently in line at the supermarket(or carry my own shopping),have my hair blow dried just for the hell of it,and as for toenails? well that goes without saying!
love your blog by the way

Anonymous said...

@Gerard

Als jij de vader van Daniƫl bent: sterkte en succes!

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Hey guys,
I'd like to learn dutch,,,give me some hints...Thx

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