Radio Silence

Excuse my radio silence, but I seem to have lost my camera.

That, and the unbearable heat, garbage and dust storms, have temporarily kept me from writing. I am currently in the market for a new pocket camera. It needs to fit in my pocket, be operable with one hand, have GPS tracking, wide range lens if at all possible, and uhh, under $250. Oh yeah, needs to be quite shock resistant.

Any ideas?