Heard at my daughter’s school.
”Miss, are you fasting?” a child asks her teacher.
“No dear, I am not,” replies the teacher.
“Why not?” enquires the child.
“I am not a muslim,” replies the teacher.
“You’re not a muslim? Then what are you, Miss?” asks the child.
“I am a christian,” replies the teacher.
A puzzled look appears on the child’s face.
“But Miss, you are not a Pilipino!”
Are we going somewhere?