So peace and tranquility it is up there.
The spiders.We’ve got some big suckers in this place, even down here in Beirut. I once thought I saw a toad on the road, while walking to my parked car, when it was in fact – upon closer inspection – a light brown colored tarantula. My first thought was to crush it, but I was wearing flimsy sandals, and the thing was so big, it could have easily wrapped his hairy legs around both sides of my slippers, so I decided against that.
A friend of mine once had a dark one in the bathroom. She annihilated the thing, together with most of the bathroom. The next morning, while picking up a hair band from the sink for her hair, she picked up a loose leg of the tarantula instead (‘looked just like a black hair band’), causing her week-long heart palpitations.
The mountain house that we once had, on the ground floor, was sold, because I refused to go up any longer. It was an ancient house, with vaulted ceilings, and those tarantulas were hanging right above the bed. I can handle RPG’s, Israeli bombings and guerilla warfare in my street, but I will not handle tarantulas above my bed.
The new mountain house is on the third floor, and, as the real estate dealer promised; no tarantulas.
And indeed. No tarantulas.
But last weekend, after a five month absence, I found some other wild life. In the bedroom. Above the front door. In the hallway. Not tarantulas. They were of a more athletic type. Skinny and fast. Agile, almost.
After some googling I think I have narrowed them down to the ‘Mediterranean Recluse Spider’. These are even nastier suckers, because it seems they actually enjoy living with humans, and will crawl into beds, and between folded clothes in your closets. Check out these bite marks I googled! This is no laughing matter.

Some tips I picked up do not really make you feel any better.
Read this:
Bites often occur when spiders are trapped in clothing or bedding. Therefore, shake out clothing and shoes before getting dressed. Inspect bedding and towels before use. Remove bed skirts and storage boxes from underneath beds. Move the bed away from the wall. (Source)
Hubbie wants to spend the summer in the mountain house. I don’t think so. I don’t really need this. Is a person ever going to get a break in this place? I’m telling you; I’m ‘pifpaffing’ this house from top to bottom, and then some more.






Of course, it is a trade off. While you live in a fairly civil society, you’ve got to travel to glimpse ancient civilizations. We on the other hand, who seem to be living among the remains of ancient societies, have to leave the country, if we want to experience some type of civilization.
You can’t have the cake and eat it too, they say. So it seems.
We’re going back to work on Monday, as if nothing ever happened. This only adds to the surrealistic atmosphere of Beirut. This place is just too bizarre for words. 









And cut phone lines.
And so, because







It was
And as this is a blog from a Dutchie in Beirut, you must bear with me. Liesbeth showed up too late for the picture, of course.
I would like you to focus especially on the ‘glamorous Anne’ who always double checks the pictures I make of her to make sure she’s presentable enough for the public. Well, I can tell ya, nothing glamorous about a mom. (She’s going to shoot me for this one).
The drinks sucked though. Doesn’t anyone know anymore how to make a decent Marguerita? 
And that is 'The Incorrigible Anne' afterwards.